It's no secret that we're obsessed with him as Oswald Cobblepot, a.k.a. the Penguin, on Fox's new Batman origin series. He's so deliciously creepy, so frighteningly wacky, so gleefully psychotic that he's easily become one of our favorite parts of the show...even more than Ben McKenzie as Det. Jim Gordon!
But just because we love Oswald so much, that doesn't mean we'd want to meet up with him in a dark alley.