We got the invite, could not wait to partay. So we shopped for a costume, all night, and all day. We considered a zombie, a vampire, or Hazmat. But then we landed on Yandy, and found The Cat in the Hat. It was shiny, and slender, but oh, what a disgrace! If I ever wore that crap, I could not show my face! So we kept on shopping, nothing else could be worse. Not a randy raccoon, nor even naughty nurse!
We were going to let this one slide, but we just can't help wondering how Captain America would feel to see his outfit mangled in such an indecent manner.