So Coachella announced its 2015 lineup earlier today, and as usual, the Internet went bazonkers. Why the furor this year? Was it over the presence of a Malcolm Young-less AC/DC? Jack White's first appearance as a solo artist? Reunion shows by Ride and Drive Like Jehu? The general consensus (which happens every year) that this year's lineup sucks?
Nope. We lost our collective shit over the fact that Coachella booked Steely Dan.