Welcome to the newest edition of The Why. “Why don’t birds have teeth?” you ask? Good question. (Besides, it beats answering the question: “Why do my thighs get so sweaty and rashy now that I’ve put on some weight and should I stop wearing a thong?” Yeah, to misquote Star Trek: D@mn it, Jim, I’m a writer not a doctor!)
Yeah that question was for the birds. So is this one; come to think of it. Why don’t birds have teeth?