On February 14, Hazel and Franklin will meet for a blind date. There is a good chance things will get heavy; it will likely be the first -- and possibly the last -- chance either has for sex in their adult lives. There is also a small chance Franklin will get eaten.
A team of scientists is bringing Hazel and Franklin, two lonely adult octopuses, together for a brief tryst this Valentine's Day. And, yes, you can watch.