Oh how we have missed you, True Blood. You might not always feature quality storytelling, but you do have a knack for pure entertainment and quality dream sequences, accompanied by pure ridiculousness, and tonight was no exception. Of course, True Blood wasn't all we got tonight. We said farewell to this season of Penny Dreadful and Nurse Jackie, while giving a permanent goodbye to Californication. Plus, Big Brother dethroned a Head of House, and spoiler alert: It was the mildly famous one. If you're all caught up on tonight's TV, join us as we recap some of its biggest moments.
True Blood: We opened with Eric hanging out, shirt wide open, in a lavish bedroom, and we were all like "He's alive!" Then Jason arrived and they proceeded to have some super steamy sexy times. That's it. That's what happened tonight on True Blood. You can all go home now.