Top 8 Love Lessons from 'The Bachelor' (New Mexico Is a State)

February 4, 2015 4:58 PM

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Top 8 Love Lessons from 'The Bachelor' (New Mexico Is a State)

1. We're sex writers. We've talked publicly about oral sex, even anal play. But even we have a problem using the word "juiciness" when speaking about romantic/sexual relationships. There are just some taboos that should not be broken -- this is one of them. (Speaking of the love guru, that was Carrie Brownstein doing one of her characters from Portlandia, right?)

2. When playing erotically with food, try to avoid making your partner look like a 1 1/2-year-old in a high chair who just went full-tantrum on a bowl of mashed black beans.

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