Who are we kidding -- email is the first thing you think of when it comes to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Unless you've been living inside a shell, you've noticed that the latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie has taken the U.S. by storm. I don't care who you are, we all have a favorite Turtle, and that got me thinking: What if the whole ninja thing didn't work out and they became email marketers instead? (I think my email obsession has hit a new high -- or maybe a new low).
Leaving aside the fact that the cartoon would be riveting, each Turtle can teach us a few valuable lessons about email marketing.