Taylor Swift is bad at sports: A detailed examination of 'Blank Space'

November 12, 2014 7:59 PM

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Taylor Swift is bad at sports: A detailed examination of 'Blank Space'

Taylor Swift released her newest video on Monday, "Blank Space," a self-aware romp through an extravagant mansion with some man-candy in which she acknowledges some of the less-flattering patterns in her dating life. It is rich in in detail and potential talking points -- I, for one, believe this will pave the way for her next album to be a frank expression of her sexuality -- but this isn't Pitchfork, and I'm no music critic, merely a sports fan who once had "Trouble" stuck in his head for three weeks running.

Because this is a sports website, we shall limit our critique of "Blank Space" to its sporting aspects. And, in the interest of journalistic integrity, I am compelled to make the case that TAYLOR SWIFT IS BAD AT SPORTS.

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