It Is So Obvious That You Work the Hospital Night-Shift

July 22, 2014 12:40 AM

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It Is So Obvious That You Work the Hospital Night-Shift

No longer do we see you sluggishly walking en-route to work every morning with refillable coffee thermos in one hand, robotically scanning some kind of social media feed with the other.

We are concerned that the regular and cyclic day-time group texts received from you are now occurring at odd hours of the night. Your persistence to move happy hour to 2am despite continual and unanimous rejections is unusual and annoying. We hear that your online dating messages to available bachel...

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