She Broke Me: The Internet's Letter of Resignation

November 17, 2014 11:00 PM

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I am writing to inform you that I will be resigning from my job as the Internet, effective immediately.

I've greatly enjoyed my work for the last 45 years connecting IP networks around the world. (Did you know I've been in this position for almost half a century? I have! You can look it up! Oh. Wait. Sorry. You can't.)

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