'Seventh Son's' medieval fantasy falls flat on every level

February 6, 2015 1:06 PM

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I know it's early, but "Seventh Son" may actually be the worst movie of the year. It will most certainly be a contender. The medieval/fantasy/action/drama/romance hits pretty close to a perfect 10 on the egregious scale.

Scene: a windy mountain top. A heavy metal disk - latticed, not solid - pounded shut by a lone man. An antsy horse nearby. A woman's desperate "have mercy" rises. Man and horse speed away. Cue effects: Time-lapse of sky above, mountain below - many weather patterns zoom by, for a very long time. Mus...

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