The newly minted Late Night host will emcee the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards on NBC this Monday, and to promote the event, Meyers lit himself on fire for GQ's August 2014 issue. (OK, OK—it's been Photoshopped.) What does Saturday Night Live's former head writer have in store for the ceremony?
Meyers "can't sing or dance," so he's got "really well-written jokes." Gimmicks are off-limits, though. "Nothing is more uncomfortable to watch than people who unsuccessfully aim for viral," he explains.