It’s Hard To Believe Jennifer Aniston Isn’t Secretly Pregnant When She’s Dressing Like She’s Secretly Pregnant

August 30, 2014 12:05 AM

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I’m going through a moral crisis right now, you guys, and I need your help. Growing up, as I’d watch women in line at the grocery store flip through the pages of cheap tabloids that invariably claimed to have news about Jennifer Aniston‘s secret pregnancies, I made a promise to myself. If I ever grew up to be the writer I dreamed of being, and if I ever got into writing about the entertainment business or anything related to it, I would give Jennifer a freaking break. I would not invent fake pregnancies for her, I would not inspect her profile to check for signs of baby bumpage. I’ve never had a hard time abstaining from the Jen-centric rumor mill… until today.

Let me start by saying that I don’t think Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, because she just recently gave another interview about how frustrating it is that people try to measure her “value as a woman” by what’s going on in her uterus. She told Extra, in plain terms, “I’m not married, I’m not pregnant....

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