Ridiculous Rumor About Selena Gomez and Zedd's Favorite Foreplay

February 13, 2015 4:31 PM

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Citing an "exclusive" source, Hollywood Life reports some ludcrious news about much-rumored couple Selena Gomez and DJ Zedd's sex life, which is apparently "on fire." (What I'm suggesting is that the word "exclusive" probably means "drunk," and the word "source" means "lady in line for the restroom at the bar, singing "Love You Like a Love Song" way too loudly.") It's worth taking the report with less a pinch of salt, in other words, and more a full shaker's worth.

Here goes: Zedd, real name Anton Zaslavski,"knows the way to Selena's heart — and her libido," the source says, even though someone's "libido" is a state of energy, and not a place on the body you can find or direct yourself to. How does Zedd know/do this? He whispers to Selena in German, and she lo...

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