"It's only right that NBC hosts this awards show. They’re the only network that’s truly fair and impartial, and that’s because they’re the only network with zero nominations. So … nothing in it for 'em tonight. They don’t care, obviously."
“One publication said me hosting would mean some film stars would stay away for fear of being made fun of. As if film stars would stay away from a chance of getting a Golden Globe — particularly if their film company has already paid for it.”