We begin this episode with Brandi finally preparing for the housewarming party she’s been yammering about since the first episode of the season SEVEN WEEKS AGO. That is a long time to be talking about a party! You might even say, too long, even! But whatever, Brandi’s housewarming party, it is here, literally months later. And after a lot of Brandi flitting around making double entendres, setting up bars and putting tiny flower arrangements everywhere, and a bit of business where Kyle puts on makeup while engaging in “cute” banter with little Cayenne about which Lisa is nicer: Vanderpump or Rinna, we get on with the long-planned party.
… without racking up all sorts of expensive FCC violations and setting off a letter-writing campaign from the Parents Television Council. I’m not judging — if you can rock that at 40, then go on with your boob bad self — I just personally wouldn’t want to spend my time at my housewarming party that ...
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