Read Chris Rock's Entire (Hilarious!) Oscars Opening Monologue Here

February 29, 2016 3:30 AM

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"Man, I counted at least fifteen black people on that montage. I'm here at the Academy Awards, otherwise known as the white people's choice awards. You realize, if they nominated hosts, I wouldn't even have this job. Y'all would be watching Neil Patrick Harris...

This is the wildest, craziest Oscars to host because of all this controversy. There are no black nominees. People are like 'Chris, you should boycott, Chris you should quit.' How come theres only unemployed people to tell you to quit something? No one with a job ever tells you to quit.

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