In praise/defense/what have you of the Pumpkin Spice Latte

September 12, 2013 7:27 PM

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And by, “Ah, fall!” I mean, “We have just barely turned the corner of September, and outside it is something absurd like 88 or 90 degrees, with a low of 70, which is hotter than it was for most of the actual summer, but, dang it, we have reached the precise point in the revolution of the Earth around the Sun where they start serving pumpkin spice lattes at Starbucks.”

It is in no way hyperbole or a misquotation of Benjamin Franklin to say the the Pumpkin Spice Latte is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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