When NASA first revealed that they would be making a big announcement on Monday, we were sure it was going to be that Beyoncé is actually an alien princess sent down from Mars to test how long it would take her to assimilate into our culture. Now that she's basically our queen, they would have to send her back as the experiment was over. And then we'd have to lock her away in a bunker to keep her from leaving and it was going to be a big ol' mess.
Turns out, we were wrong. NASA actually had even cooler news, in our scientific opinion. And we're pretty good at science, just so you know. We got a "Passed" in high school biology.