One Direction Fans Say Zayn Returning Is Like ‘Jesus Coming Back From The Dead 2.0′

November 19, 2014 11:22 AM

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Phew! We can stop living in a disorderly universe now that Zayn Malik has returned to One Direction. The singer had missed FOUR‘s release day due to illness.

The last few days were rough. 1D merch was rationed, squeals were damped, “Steal My Girl” was only sung in whispers. I think I even saw a Directioner skin a squirrel. No? Just my weird neighbor? Cool.

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