My New Year's Resolutions Are Already Old

January 6, 2015 3:37 AM

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1. Eat a lower-cholesterol diet. 2. Exercise more. 3. Finish sending holiday cards. 4. Be more patient with the sound of people chomping popcorn at the movies. 5. Pair socks before throwing them into the washing machine. 6. Roll earplugs after each use so that I don't waste valuable workout time trying to unknot them. 7. Get to bed an hour earlier. 8. Wake up a half hour earlier. 9. Use Walt Whitman's quote as my 2015 mantra: "Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you." 10. Do not wait for houseplants to die before watering them.

4. Be more patient with the sound of people chomping popcorn at the movies.

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