Let the force of Yoda, the small green speaker of big truths, be with you as you face the monumental task of shoveling out after a blizzard. Or, if you live in Boston, four blizzards. Here are seven of his legendarily wise quotes, with snow day translations.
(Note: At just over 2 feet tall, Yoda would not be visible in the 90+ inches of snow that has fallen and that remain on the ground. Unless he climbed to the top of a giant snow mountain. In which case he would be.)