It’s here. As of this morning, Lollapalooza has a lineup, and your 2015 headliners are Paul McCartney, Metallica, and Florence and the Machine. The Internet has been harping all day—what, for instance, happened to Drake?—but one pressing question remains: Is this the daddest Lolla lineup ever?
Short answer: Yes. Of the six humans closing out each night of the festival (Florence, Paul, and the four members of Metallica), five are actual dads. One is a granddad. The bands were even announced at the highly dad hour of 6 a.m., because the early bird gets the worm, as dads say. It’s been 20 ye...
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