Happy Monday, bitches students. Welcome to Miley Cyrus 101: A Guide to Livin', Lovin' & Twerkin'. Here, you will learn valuable life lessons through the musings of the former Hannah Montana star and current crop-top spokeswoman.
Over the course of the semester, we'll break down all of Ms. Cyrus' most entertaining— some would say outrageous—sound bites to discover what makes up the essence of Miley. Spoiler alert: It's an old Nicki Minaj mixtape and the hashtag #blessed.