A Little Context For Exactly How Hard Britney Spears’ New Album Is Bombing

December 12, 2013 5:29 PM

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Well guys I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is, Britney Spears‘ newest album Britney Jean has just become the lowest-charting of her career. But the good news is, with her eighth album underselling even her first one, Britney’s team might finally be convinced that what their star really needs is a hug and a nap.

I’m not saying that Britney isn’t (or wasn’t) an excellent performer, or that my music collection isn’t secretly full of some of her cheesiest hits, but this is proof that you can’t push someone forever without running into some consequences. Britney will sing whatever songs you write for her, and m...

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