Let's overanalyze an absurd new 'Celebrity Apprentice' cast photo

November 4, 2014 2:01 PM

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This morning on the Today show, NBC officially announced the new Celebrity Apprentice cast that will invade our television sets in early 2015. The network also sent us an exclusive photo of the new cast, because nobody — and I mean nobody — goes into overkill obsess mode over this show more than we do. And when I say we, I guess I kind of mean me. But “we” sounds slightly less pathetic so let’s just stick with that.

First off, you are no doubt perusing this image and saying to yourself, “Who the hell are half these people?” To be sure, the term “celebrity” has always been used loosely on Celebrity Apprentice. So let’s just start by telling you who you’re looking at. From left to right, the contestants are: Shaw...

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