Latest ‘Transformers’ is a mind-numbing bore

June 27, 2014 4:06 AM

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Latest ‘Transformers’ is a mind-numbing bore

Two hours and 45 minutes of stink. If you are ready to pay your hard-earned money or, probably more accurately, your parents’ hard-earned money to spend nearly three hours watching Rock ’Em, Sock ’Em Robots on a big screen, stop reading this at once. 1. Because you are moving your mouth, and 2. Because you don’t care what critics say.

“Transformers: Age of Extinction” is noteworthy first for the absence of whatshisname, who appeared in the first three of these witless, eye-gouging, ear-splitting displays of cinematic fireworks, and, second, for the bizarre spectacle of Mark Wahlberg taking whatshisname’s place and giving a risibl...

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