'Kourtney & Khloe Take The Hamptons' Recap: Kim Kardashian Accuses Jonathan Cheban of Something Awful

December 2, 2014 4:40 AM

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Since Kim Kardashian has come to visit Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian during their summer stay in the Hamptons, drama hasn't been far behind her. Ha, that was a funnier joke than I meant it to be because 'behind' also means butt and as we know, Madame Kimmy K's famous haunches recently just busted the internet. There will be time enough to talk about Kim's ass later, right now let's talk about how she made herself LOOK like one (=an ass) by accusing her best friend Jonathan Cheban of leaking private family info to the press. Oh dayum, girl! You cold! Cover your butt, maybe? Get it? Because her butt is cold from being naked all the time. HIGH-FIVE!

Whatever your feelings are about Jonathan Cheban (he's creepy, I think his hair might be Bruce Jenner's hair aka a squirrel pelt, if you look into his eyes you will probably see how you will die, I feel like he must be gay, but also he's clearly in love with Kim = all things I have thought about him...

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