'Kama Sutra Connect-The-Dots' Is The Most Adult Connect-The-Dots Book Ever (EXCERPT)

October 28, 2014 1:34 PM

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'Kama Sutra Connect-The-Dots' Is The Most Adult Connect-The-Dots Book Ever (EXCERPT)

How can this be one of the finest insults known to man, and still make absolutely no sense? What is a douche canoe? It’s entirely possible that no one knows, as these are two words that don’t really work together in any context. Are you in a canoe paddling through douches? Is the canoe made of douches? Urban Dictionary helps to clarify by explaining that the phrase describes a level of douche so high that one would need a canoe to contain it, which I suppose helps a little bit. Of course, because this is one of those phrases that doesn’t make any sense in English, it makes even less sense when interpreted into sign language. I think this adds to its charm.

Anyone who’s seen the movie “Wedding Crashers” knows this line, and probably enjoys it as much as I do. Learning it in sign language made me like it even more, because the sign for “motorboating” is downright amazing. It might even be the next best thing to actual motorboating. You’ve already set up...

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