John Oliver declares war on pumpkin spice

October 13, 2014 3:12 PM

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John Oliver declares war on pumpkin spice

There is an insidious menace slowly creeping into our nation's coffee shops, bars, and grocery store aisles, bringing with it a wave of pumpkin spiced basic behavior that only one man can dream of combatting. John Oliver, please, save us.

Luckily, Oliver has heeded the calls of a nation in peril, taking to his Last Week Tonight web exclusive last night to let us know of the evil that is the pumpkin spice trend—a flavor he calls "eggnog for morning people." Unfortunately, though, we may have reached terminal levels of the fall treat.

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