Getting Drunk For The 2015 State Of The Union

January 21, 2015 3:50 AM

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Getting Drunk For The 2015 State Of The Union

You’re lawyers, so statistically speaking, you probably don’t need an excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday. Hell, some of you are drunk right now. But if you’re up for a game of Legally Drinking as we call it around here, we’ve compiled some drinking game rules for lawyers watching tonight’s State of the Union address. Past players will notice a few holdovers from previous editions of the game, as well as some new entries. New year, new buzz.

(Pre-Speech) For every absent Supreme Court justice — Some cloying announcer will point out that individual justices are not obligated to attend the State of the Union. Justice Thomas avoids the speech like it’s an insightful question at oral argument. Who else will sit this one out? Will Justice Al...

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