Get High Off Your Own Supply

December 10, 2014 11:23 PM

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I lost my phone this morning. I searched for an hour and ransacked my entire house. I still couldn't find it. I panicked. Not so much for the phone itself, more so for the incriminating pics and the volumes of personal notes I saved on it. They are irreplaceable and embarrassing if ever shown the light of day. God forbid they end up in the wrong hands.

After I made my house look like a burglar fumbled through it, I went to my neighbor's house and to ask her to call my phone. My urgent knock abruptly woke her up. She greeted me wearing a tie dyed muumuu and a look that would make a baby cry in terror. She proceeded to dial my number and a few secon...

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