Clooney went after Britain's Daily Mail in an editorial that ran Wednesday in USA Today. He accuses the paper of publishing a "completely fabricated" story that said his future mother-in-law opposes his upcoming marriage to human rights lawyer Amal Alamuddin.
Of course. Because mothers all over the world don't want their daughters to marry George Clooney. I'm already married -- to a woman -- and my mother wants me to marry George Clooney.