'Furious 7' is hair-razing fun

April 3, 2015 7:01 AM

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'Furious 7' is hair-razing fun

"FURIOUS SEVEN" welcomes Jason Statham and Djimon Hounsou to the franchise, joining Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson and Tyrese.

Thus does a bid for the baddest action movie in theaters become the baldest action movie ever, a hair-razing epic that will stand as the all-time movie of choice for the No Hair Club For Men, and surely confirms the link between high testosterone levels and male pattern baldness.

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