Fifty Shades of Grey or The Six Gajillion Dollar Man | Kimann Schultz

February 18, 2015 6:08 PM

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Fifty Shades of Grey or The Six Gajillion Dollar Man | Kimann Schultz

Fifty Shades of Grey is first and last a fairy tale wherein a virginal, weak tea-drinking (per the book's) non-moneyed heroine fixes/redeems/saves ("I can make him better, faster, stronger!") her nasty Gatsby. Or do we call him a dark Arthur?

Let's pause for a moment in homage to the names, Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, which evoke every 98-cent romance novelette ever put to print, upon whose covers were splayed those a golden-maned Fabio types and in whose pages lines like "...and now that you are suitably garbed, I can kiss you....

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