Stage set. Two ladies perched in the nail salon wearing velour track suits, getting their pedicure on. The topic was Fifty Shades of Grey, with its antihero's eyes like "sapphire pools of milky magic."
The audience roared. This was Cuff Me: The Fifty Shades of Grey Musical Parody, not to be confused with Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody, not to be confused with 50 Shades! The Musical Parody. The musicals toured Tampa Bay in a flurry from October to January.