Feds Ban School’s Beloved "Pink Cookie"

August 22, 2014 7:22 PM

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Feds Ban School’s Beloved "Pink Cookie"

School children in Elyria, Ohio are mourning the demise of a 40-year tradition - the loss of their beloved pink cookie. The fabled cookie, long served in local school cafeterias, was done in by a pound of butter, six cups of powdered sugar and the Obama administration's food police.

"It no longer meets the national school lunch program guidelines for snacks," said Amy Higgins, the spokesperson for Elyria City Schools. "It has too many calories."

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