Expendables 3: Rigor Mortis

August 14, 2014 9:34 PM

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Old action heroes never die... they just become Expendables. Need a paycheck in exchange for some light lifting? Script too much trouble to learn? Never really mastered the art of acting? We have just the movie for you!

Welcome to Expendables 3, Sylvester Stallone's version of Social Security for actors who have long since retired from their putative profession. Stallone (age 68) summons to the Senior Center Harrison Ford (72), Arnold Schwarzenegger (67), Kelsey Grammer (59), Mel Gibson (58), Dolph Lundren (56), An...

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