Everything Happens for a Reason

July 29, 2014 10:21 PM

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Everything Happens for a Reason

You know what's really annoying? When people tell you that everything happens for a reason. That's like saying, Oh, you fell and smashed your face against the hard concrete? Yeah well, that happened for a reason. Oh, a bird had explosive diarrhea on your shoulder right before your meeting? Yep, there's a reason.

A few months ago, I was doing what I normally do, stressing out because I didn't book another commercial and wondering whether I should create a dating profile or finish a can of Pringles. I skimmed through the latest comedy publication that just released the 999,000 best comedians in America and my...

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