"I have to say, I'm so honored to join the proud ranks of past Emmy hosts. Incredible legendary people like Robert Blake and Bill Cosby? Oh no, I gotta get out of here. But seriously, between Bill Cosby, Jared Fogle and Robert Durst stealing that sandwich, not a good year for dudes who love hoagies." — Samberg, at the start of his Emmys monologue.
"Instead of being played off by the orchestra, you're going to have to deal with the mean nun from Game of Thrones." "Shame! Shame! Shame!" — Samberg, joined by Jane Lynch as a nun from Cersei's (Lena Headey) walk-of-shame Thrones episode.
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