Drunk, Leering Lucille Ball Statue Menaces Small Village

April 4, 2015 5:01 PM

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Drunk, Leering Lucille Ball Statue Menaces Small Village

"Now the time is here / For [bronze Lucy] to spread fear / Vengeance from the grave / [Spooks] the people [she] once saved"

Like Black Sabbath's Iron Man before her, a statue of Lucille Ball meant to be the salvation of her people has instead become their greatest enemy, terrorizing the helpless populace of Celoron, New York.

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