When Dating Is Like Stubbing Your Toe

January 12, 2015 7:11 PM

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Am I the only one who has had this thought? Just hear me out... You're lying in bed, quite comfortable. Everything is great, you have the temperature set, your pillows are in the perfect position to support, and you are drifting along in a gentle breeze of sleep, and suddenly you wake up with an insufferable thirst. Is it really worth it? Do I really want to get up from the splendid bliss of comfort that doesn't come very often? No, you think, I'll just wait until the morning. Suddenly, your throat seems to just desiccate by the second, until it's so unbearable that you decide you have to get up, so... you do. You discern you shouldn't have.

As you make your way to the kitchen, half awake, in the dark, staggering along, not quite lost, but still not completely sure of your surroundings either, you take comfort in all the dark silhouettes you do recognize. You see the furniture you spent years collecting to create this home for yourself,...

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