Here's a shocker for you: I'm a woman who likes to drink. Ugh! I've even gotten drunk. Gasp! Like, more than once. The horror!
I'd like to think this makes me a normal, hot-blooded 20-something woman. But according to Bill Frezza -- president of the Beta Foundation, the house corporation for the Chi Phi fraternity at MIT -- it actually makes me a bona fide menace to society.