Cool Things Corporations Can Do With Their New Religious Beliefs

July 7, 2014 4:59 PM

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So, some old dude who runs that crafting hellhole Hobby Lobby was like, "Ew, women do the sex for pleasure? That's gross, because women should do the sex to procreate with me or to make me feel manly when I'm on a trip to Thailand."

And then Obamacare was all like, "Hey dude, you gotta cover birth control pills because women are actual humans who sometimes have sex for the fun of it or because they love someone, and maybe they actually DON'T want to go through life being Michelle Duggar with a sobbing baby bazooka for a vagina....

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