John Mulaney, one of my favorite stand-up comedians, performed at the Cap City Comedy Club in Austin several years ago. He did a new bit about his girlfriend, now his wife, in which she suggested their relationship was going so well she should meet his parents.
"I've never been with my girlfriend and thought, 'Oh, honey, tonight is going great, but do you know what would make it perfect? Chip and Ellen Mulaney. ... We've been going hot and heavy lately, I think it's time we bring in two older Catholic people."
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