With This Carrot I Thee Wed | Chaker Khazaal

February 13, 2015 4:39 PM

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With This Carrot I Thee Wed | Chaker Khazaal

What do Judy Garland, Cindy Crawford, Angelina Jolie, and two horses named Romy and Rocky all have in common? I would normally come up with many witty, even snide retorts, but what I now know for sure is that they were all married at the same famous "Little Church of the West" in sunny Las Vegas. Yes, you read that right. A few weeks ago, my mailbox was graced with an invitation to the marriage of Romy and Rocky, definitely the most unique wedding invitation I had ever received, but as weddings go, anything can happen. My readers will know that I love to be at the center of the world's most important moments, so how could I possibly miss this?

At a time when world events have become so appalling and unbelievable, I thought it would be a nice respite to momentarily say 'neigh' to political articles, negative thoughts and applaud this union. I urgently needed to know if the bride would toss her bouquet or eat it. Would the groom be skittish...

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