Editor's Note: At Christmas we ran a holiday advice column from the Internet's own Chaucer Doth Tweet. It was such a hit, we've brought him back to dish out wisdom on that ancient pastime, love. And yes — Middle English is involved.
Gentil folke, yt ys wyse and profitable to seeke advyce and counsel yn all thinges. And advyce ys moost certaynly nedeful when the fayre yet ferocious Daye of Valentynes ys upon us. Aye, that one special daye dedicatid to loves joyes and tribulaciouns and awkward first sweatye hand-holdinges at poor...
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