There are several rules you need to abide by if you want to make it out alive in Albuquerque meth country. Do not enter an imposing stranger’s home looking like a disheveled Wesleyan dropout and pitch a don’t tase me, bro!-esque fit in their living room. Do not mention “cops, or “la policia.” And by no means do you ever—EVER—refer to a Cartel-connected psychopath’s sweet, telenovela-binging grandmother as a “crazy old biznatch.”
The two idiotic skateboard-scammers of Better Call Saul, unfortunately, broke every damn rule in the book. And before you can say “abuelita,” the vicious Tuco Salamanca has grabbed his granny’s walker and knocked out the two knuckleheads.