Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central roast took place last night. It won’t air for a couple of weeks, but a lot of the best jokes and burns leaked already, meaning we just freed up a couple of hours in your life. You’re welcome. We take payment in burritos and enchiladas.
Host Jeff Ross, Snoop Dogg, Kevin Hart and a bunch of others took their best, prewritten shots at Bieber. Surprisingly, none of their insults reduced Bieber to a puddle of tears. Damn. Bieber even closed out the show with some heartfelt words, which you can read after the insults.